Please stop

lease stop with the conspiracies.

Not everything is a conspiracy. Pennies aren't kept in circulation to get our fingerprints.

The USA is not an evil country bent on taking over the world. If they were, they would have done it already. They have all the bombs. They're just a bunch of greedy fucks who want a stable Middle East because oil is not unlike heroin to us in the west...oh and Dick Cheney likes money and the blood of babies...okay maybe he's evil

Black History month is in February because Frederick Douglass and Abraham Lincoln were born in February, not because it's the shortest month of the year.

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Please stop with the "everything is racist"

my last "stop conspiracy" wasn't racist.
George Bush calling Barak Obama " Smart and Clean as a whistle" wasn't racist.
Joe Biden saying that he is the "first black candidate that is articulate" was...yeah kind of racist.

In fact, the more people cry racism for stupid reasons, the less power it gives real instances of racism.

When people say things like "If an old white woman and an Arab get on a plane they should be treated the same by security" it's not only stupid, it's dangerous.

You know why? Because Arabs are the only people who have hijacked planes in the west over the last ten years. Old white women? Not that many. Stop being politically correct and start being smart. You have limited resources.

Once they're through security, I accept that they aren't going to hurt me.

If it were white, half Greek guys who crashed planes into buildings, I'd expect and accept that security would take a little longer for me. They can let the old women go by.

That's not racist. You know what's racist? Kramer.

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please stop with the reality shows

They aren't good anymore. They never were.
They aren't real anymore. They never were.
C'mon, does anybody, in their right mind believe that these shows have anything to do with reality? Sure it's reality; take after take of the same moment of reality until it's really perfectly real reality. If it's not, they'll re-do it until it is.

Stop watching please.

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Please stop with the drugs.

I may be lonely here considering almost every single person I know does some sort of drug. I'm not talking about a puff of a joint or a swig of a beer. I'm talking heavy cocaine, ecstasy, acid and a bunch of other drugs that liquefy your brain.

This is something I'll never, ever understand. Ingesting chemicals! Chemicals! Chemicals that come from some dude named Jerry that you met through a friend of a friend's uncle's former roommate. I don't like taking over the counter aspirin! These things are proven to destroy your health, brain and bank account. Yet people still do them regularly. I have a theory as to why. Here's where I may make some enemies among my peers…(please keep in mind that I am not referring to the homeless and the sick. I'm talking about, mostly gainfully employed, white people around my age. Wait...was that racist or fact based? Hmmm)

My theory is this: These people are cowards.

They can't face reality. They are so spoiled that their lives, while sober, are so boring they can't accept it. So they introduce drugs into their system to help their spiritless minds cope with the fact that they know they have nothing interesting to say…or think.

They have no self respect and they know it. So they do more drugs. It's weak and pathetic.

I may have just made enemies with some of my peers. It's okay though because they'll get wasted next time I see them and I'll convince them that they never knew me.

And this leads me to the final one.

Please stop with the smoking.

Is there any debate anymore that this will kill you? Hi! Listen, how are ya? You listening? Smoking will kill you. It's assured. It's assured. You are going to die early if you smoke. Die, like actually die, in a very painful, bloody, phlegmy way. You hear me? Stop coughing. I'll meet you at the top of the stairs if you can make it.